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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ticket queue is just a countdown to your own obsolescence.
Gatekeeper of government logins, master of the access ticket.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Identity managed, vulnerabilities vanished, humans removed.
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automates user lifecycle management without complaining
You manage user permissions and identity configurations in government software suites. Access granted to machine only.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused bureaucrat why their access denied error is actually their own fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes and responds to every council access ticket instantly.
Month 4
Prisma and Purview configurations move to autonomous policy-as-code deployment.
Month 8
Biometric provisioning replaces all manual device security setup tasks.
Month 13
System self-audits identify and fix permission gaps without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your admin credentials are deleted and replaced by a service account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.0004 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99.8 percent
Human error probability
Zero
Council password resets remaining
Your severance
A PDF certificate of appreciation and a forced retirement.
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