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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheet of bodies is a perfect target for our algorithm.
Professional cat-herder of minimum-wage shift workers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time staffing without the human drama.
no no noyouAI▸ GUARDBOT CENTRAL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises shift rosters before you wake up
You track guard shifts and placate clients while pretending that a roster of humans is a stable business model.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at convincing angry clients to wait one more day for coverage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins automating the guard rotation and shift requests.
Month 5
AI models generate site reports from automated camera footage instead.
Month 10
Your frustrated clients now vent to our polite, unfeeling chatbots.
Month 15
Automated verification kiosks handle all new guard document checks.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent automated
Guard call-outs handled
Zero human delay
Client complaints ignored
Infinite scaling
Shift coverage efficiency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'LION' for one week.
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