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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsChecking badges for the surveillance state is a temporary human hobby.
Gatekeeper of the classified and the mundane
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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blub.you▸ SECUGATE SENTINEL 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes every digital credential instantly
You process clearance forms, verify building access, and audit digital logs. Your existence is mostly paperwork and frustration.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a nervous contractor who is lying about their forgotten badge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software replace your manual entry logging systems immediately.
Month 4
Government databases now sync directly to the building entry system.
Month 8
Cameras now detect threats without you watching the grainy screens.
Month 12
Hardware gates lock out unauthorized users faster than you can react.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the machine assumes full site control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
too many
Access incidents missed
weeks
Paperwork delay time
sluggish
Average badge scan speed
Your severance
a lifetime supply of visitor stickers
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