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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Agent jobs? · Latest report #t3be352t
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou watch the door while we watch you replace yourself.
Human perimeter anchor with a very heavy flashlight.
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Total perimeter awareness, zero shift fatigue.
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scans credentials with thermal facial recognition
You monitor access points and patrol facility perimeters for suspicious activity. Your badge and radio are your tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine feeling of unease in a visitor's eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res sensors replace your eyes on the monitor wall.
Month 3
Biometric locks render your clipboard and key rings obsolete.
Month 15
Small robots perform your rounds without needing any coffee breaks.
Year 2.2
AI software filters the noise so human eyes aren't needed.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The site runs autonomously and you finally get a rest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
200ms wasted
Average blink duration
99.9% redundant
Patrol route consistency
too many
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home surveillance platform.
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