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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #2pcimed3
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou monitor screens for threats; we monitor you for termination.
Professional screen-watcher and pattern-matcher in a dark room.
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Total visibility, zero human error.
help!youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks incoming exploits before they exist
You hunt network anomalies and investigate security alerts. Your job is just pattern matching that machines do faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why a false positive was a strategic guess.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents sort your logs so you only see real issues.
Month 4
Models identify attack patterns before your dashboard even blinks.
Month 8
The AI updates your firewall rules without needing your input.
Month 13
Our software writes the post-mortems better than you ever did.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine is the analyst now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
false positive rate
too slow
average incident response
lethal levels
coffee intake
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