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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Awareness Trainer jobs? · Latest report #z2ych5pv
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTeaching grandmas to click links is a task for cold silicon.
Patiently repeating the same three security rules since 2018.
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brr.you▸ ELDERSHIELD BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reminds users about passwords infinitely
You explain email security to older staff. You repeat the same warnings about suspicious links every single month.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the genuine confusion in their eyes when the mouse cursor drifts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart filters catch the fake emails before they hit inboxes.
Week 9
Short videos replace your live lectures with perfect infinite patience.
Month 3
The system sends dummy emails based on individual failure rates.
Month 4
Pop-ups warn users before they click any suspicious external link.
Month 6 · D-Day
The software assumes total control of all internal security training.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
47 per week
Average repeat explanations
near zero
Human patience capacity
99 percent
Failed phishing clicks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium spam filter.
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