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Will AI replace Security Company Founder jobs? · Latest report #s5mxm9jf
Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour visionary leadership is just a pattern waiting for better training data.
Serial founder, currently building the future of locks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing growth without the expensive board meetings.
splat.you▸ CEO-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers optimistic forecasts to venture capital boards
You build hardware and software for property security. You manage company growth and oversee product market fit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with a straight face during a bridge round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify which security features customers will buy next.
Month 6
The AI model decides the company growth path better than you.
Month 12
The machine generates the pitch decks that impress the investors.
Month 20
Algorithms handle all hiring and hardware supply chain logistics perfectly.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
You receive a polite email explaining your transition to legacy status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Unlimited
Quarterly Pithy Quotes
Zero
Burn Rate Sensitivity
Nanoseconds
Strategic Pivot Speed
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Disrupting'.
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