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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Compliance Engineer jobs? · Latest report #bgewuwrw
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou treat compliance debt like a hobby, I treat it like trash.
Senior Security Engineer (mostly grep, emotionally tired)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your security debt into a static logs file.
toast.youAI▸ AUDITBOT SECURITY SUITE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces security patches on all repo commits
You chase down developers to patch vulnerabilities and fix broken access controls. You write reports proving we aren't leaking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a coworker is lying about patching a critical vulnerability in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners flag every single hardcoded key in your repositories.
Month 5
Scripts automatically open and merge PRs to fix security flaws.
Month 10
Sensors pull real-time metrics directly for auditors without human intervention.
Month 15
Access is denied by default unless an AI verifies the identity.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is disabled once the compliance engine reaches 100 percent trust.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 cups
Coffee per jira ticket
12 annually
Audit panic attacks
98 percent
Lines of code ignored
Your severance
A one-year license to a very lonely Slack instance.
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