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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Consultant jobs? · Latest report #dikj3vss
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou find holes that automated scanners already saw three days ago.
Junior Auditor (collecting CVEs like they are rare Pokémon).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every backdoor while you sleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUDITBOT SECURITY SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before sunset
You scan networks for vulnerabilities and write long reports telling people to update their software and change passwords.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CEO why the firewall actually blocked their email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI scanners replace your manual tool configuration in record time.
Month 5
LLMs summarize vulnerabilities into one-sentence alerts for your clients.
Month 11
Bots automatically push security patches to every server on network.
Month 16
A chatbot answers every client question about their printer security.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system secures itself forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
45 pages
Average PDF length
99 percent
Unread client reports
400 million
Passwords unchanged
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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