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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour threat reports are just PDFs waiting to be deleted.
Professional doom-monger, writer of unread threat intelligence PDFs.
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toast.youAI▸ THREATSENTINEL V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noise from your intelligence feeds
You hunt for cyber threats and write long reports about how hackers might get in. Nobody reads them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their patch cycle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrape dark web forums for relevant data leaks.
Month 3
Language models write your threat reports faster than you can.
Month 6
Algorithms watch traffic for anomalies without needing a coffee break.
Month 10
The system patches the holes it finds automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is locked and the servers run on autopilot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
PDFs unread
40 liters
Coffee consumed
3 per hour
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