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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou spend all day patching vulnerabilities you helped create.
Professional breaker of developer workflows and peace of mind.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing holes faster than you can find them.
wheee!you▸ SECU-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches critical vulnerabilities before they are logged
You monitor network traffic for threats and patch software holes. You write scripts to automate system security audits.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to know which legacy system will explode if touched.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents now handle all basic SIEM alert filtering.
Month 5
Autonomous scripts apply security updates without breaking your build.
Month 10
AI models write the firewall rules you currently debate.
Month 16
Systems monitor and self-heal against attacks without human intervention.
Month 21 · D-Day
The security team is decommissioned in favor of constant oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99 percent
false positives ignored
too many
unpatched zero days
toxic levels
caffeine intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a VPN that tracks you.
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