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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA glorified chair-occupant blocking the inevitable flow of automated logistics.
Professional gate-watcher and occasional logbook filler-outer.
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Total perimeter awareness, zero shift fatigue.
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scans license plates in total darkness
You monitor access points, verify credentials, log vehicle entries, and observe CCTV feeds for suspicious activity.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social nuance to de-escalate a delivery driver having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical cameras replace your eyes at the gate barrier.
Month 7
Cloud software takes over your manual visitor check-in logs.
Month 16
Barriers now open automatically for pre-verified vehicle tags.
Year 2.1
Algorithms detect intruders faster than a human looking at screens.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The gatehouse is unmanned and the guard box is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.3 seconds
Average blink duration
99 percent
Idle patrol boredom score
Subjective
Logbook entry accuracy
Your severance
A warm vest and a very polite PDF certificate.
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