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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Security Guard jobs? · Latest report #xngzem6a
Your job has an expiration date
November 17, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthWatching a door is a job for a motion-sensing lightbulb.
Master of the dimly lit lobby and lukewarm thermos.
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Total perimeter awareness with zero coffee breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-SECURE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
scans credentials with thermal eye tracking
You monitor access points, patrol grounds, observe via screens, and write incident reports on clipped boards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine shifty feeling when a person doesn't quite look right.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Motion cameras replace your lonely walks around the building.
Month 8
A tablet takes your clipboard and saves your handwriting.
Month 18
Smart locks verify the doors are secure without you.
Year 2.3
Aerial drones finish the coverage of the blind spots.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The system monitors itself and you go home forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Zero
Coffee breaks per shift
0.01%
False alarm rate
None
Boredom threshold
Your severance
A warm vest and a very polite dismissal.
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