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Will AI replace Security Guard And Shuttle Driver jobs? · Latest report #e4r2mytd
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour surveillance of the parking lot ends when the cameras do.
Professional gate-watcher and loop-driver for the morning commute
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter awareness with zero breaks
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINEL-TRANSIT MK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys automated perimeter lockdown in seconds
You watch monitors, perform perimeter rounds, and drive corporate shuttles on fixed routes between office buildings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a human being acting suspicious simply by looking at their body language.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Advanced vision models replace your eyes for scanning perimeter motion.
Month 6
Badge readers are automated and remote-monitored by central software.
Month 15
Fixed-route vans now drive themselves using LiDAR mapping data.
Year 2
One off-site supervisor replaces your desk with a dashboard.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The site is locked down by robots and you are free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4.2 liters daily
Coffee consumption
98 percent
Average route boredom
100 percent noise
Shuttle passenger talk
Your severance
A decommissioned parking lot gate and a flashlight
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