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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Security Information Officer jobs? · Latest report #ich22u3s
Your job has an expiration date
April 29, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified spellcheck for firewalls and paranoia.
Watching green lines scroll by until reality fades away.
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Total visibility requires zero human intervention.
brr.you▸ SENTINELNODE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all noise in one millisecond
You monitor network traffic for anomalies and update compliance reports. You spend all day in a SIEM dashboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the business logic overrides the security warning at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents sort through your noise before you even wake.
Month 4
Your terminal commands are replaced by self-healing infrastructure logic.
Month 8
Regulatory reports are written by bots with zero human input.
Month 13
Zero-trust systems revoke and grant permissions without your intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the security dashboard is revoked forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
false positive rate
4 hours
average sleep hours
infinite
compliance reports filed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our VPN service.
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