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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Investigator jobs? · Latest report #d2i7qhh4
Your job has an expiration date
June 5, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour manual log review is just a slow way to fail.
Professional doom-scroller of internal server logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating incident response at machine speed.
wheee!you▸ SENTINEL-AI 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noisy alerts in milliseconds
You hunt for security threats by digging through system logs, email traffic, and firewall alerts. Your day is endless triage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which user is lying based on their specific typo habits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins summarizing your log files into clean dashboards.
Month 4
Smart models take over the initial sorting of low-level security alerts.
Month 8
Scripts automatically block malicious IP addresses without your input.
Month 13
Language models write all your post-incident reports before you wake up.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire security suite now self-heals, making human intervention entirely unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99 percent
Average alert fatigue
14 minutes
Mean time to boredom
Too many
Logs read incorrectly
Your severance
One free hardware firewall and a firm handshake.
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