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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou watch screens for ghosts while machines watch you for boredom.
Professional watcher of empty hallways and silent locked doors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human nap breaks.
glub.youAI▸ SENTINEL-GRID V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out all shadows in real time
You monitor live CCTV feeds for anomalies and manage physical keys for site access and facility lockdowns.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at distinguishing a stray cat from a real trespasser.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models detect movement faster than your tired human eyes.
Week 6
Biometric locks replace the heavy metal key rings you carry.
Month 4
Sensors verify threats before wasting your time with alerts.
Month 6
The AI monitors all feeds at once without needing coffee.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access codes are revoked and the machines take over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
200ms
Average blink duration
84%
False alarm rate
3 seconds
Key-fob interaction speed
Your severance
A vintage physical padlock and a keychain guide.
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