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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsWatching a flickering monitor screen is not a personality trait.
Professional door-watcher and coffee-to-boredom converter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total perimeter awareness, zero lunch breaks.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINEL-GRID X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans credentials with thermal facial recognition
You patrol hallways and monitor video feeds to deter unwanted visitors. Your presence is mostly a visual deterrent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still de-escalate a drunk person with a firm look and a calm voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion cameras replace your manual sweep of dark hallways.
Month 9
Electronic credentials remove the need for your physical presence at doors.
Month 17
One remote operator monitors twenty buildings via deep learning software.
Year 2.3
Wheeled units with sensors take over your nightly walking routes.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human guards are relegated to museum exhibits of historic gatekeepers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per shift
92 percent
Average false alarm rate
12,000
Steps walked per patrol
Your severance
One high-resolution keychain flashlight and a firm handshake.
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