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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Operations Administrator jobs? · Latest report #uavr8jh7
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsManaging your alerts until a script realizes the office is empty.
Dashboard watcher, password resetter, professional alert ignorer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human panic.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-remediates vulnerabilities while you dream
You shuffle logs, manage access tokens, and react to false alarms. Soon, the machine will skip the middleman and delete the threats itself.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which erratic system behavior is actually just Dave from accounting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An agent begins shadow-logging your every manual intervention to map your decision tree.
Week 12
Scripting modules take over routine ticket triage and password reset requests without human interaction.
Month 6
The AI centralizes all security telemetry, making your manual dashboard toggling entirely redundant.
Month 9
The machine generates its own audit evidence, rendering your reporting role technically unnecessary.
Month 14 · D-Day
We revoke your admin credentials and reassign your workload to a permanent server node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.2%
false alarms ignored
42ms
average time to patch
too much
coffee intake
Your severance
A one-month supply of cold brew and regrets.
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