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Will AI replace Security Operations Center Analyst jobs? · Latest report #6xahdmtc
Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsYou monitor alerts until you realize the alerts are monitoring you.
Watcher of logs, sleeper of days, master of tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human fatigue factor
split.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-closes every ticket with extreme prejudice
You stare at SIEM dashboards watching for malicious traffic. Then you write tickets that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the firewall rule broke the production load balancer at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Smart models filter your noise so you see only real threats.
Month 3
Scripts patch the vulnerabilities you used to ticket manually.
Month 9
The AI stops the attack before the alert ever triggers.
Month 13
Your dashboards are now dark because the system manages itself.
Month 17 · D-Day
You pack your personal items as the last login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
99 percent
False positive rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed hourly
1400
Tickets left unread
Your severance
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