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Will AI replace Security Operations Consultant jobs? · Latest report #da6zgvj6
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell security theatre until the algorithms find the real holes.
Selling fear and spreadsheets to middle management.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia that never sleeps.
squeeze.youAI▸ SENTINEL-OPS V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are even discovered
You audit security posture and configure monitoring tools. You write reports that people rarely read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a stressed CISO in the eye and lie convincingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire infrastructure to find every hidden weakness.
Month 5
An AI agent writes compliance reports better than your tired brain.
Month 10
Self-healing network scripts kill malicious traffic before it hits production.
Month 15
An inference engine suggests security policies based on global threats.
Month 21 · D-Day
The security console removes your access rights forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4,200
slides created
94%
critical incidents ignored
12 million
threat vectors simulated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated compliance scanner.
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