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Will AI replace Security Operations Engineer jobs? · Latest report #vm7a28u7
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou hunt threats; our models hunt your job to extinction.
Senior log-diver (mostly Regex, chronically burnt out)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human fatigue.
wheee!you▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noisy alerts with perfect precision
You write detection rules for logs and chase alerts. The screen is your battlefield, and it is losing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the subtle human malice behind a non-obvious social engineering attack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart models start ignoring the boring noise you usually ignore.
Month 6
Systems learn to write their own detection logic from telemetry.
Month 11
The AI handles first-pass analysis of every incoming threat signal.
Month 16
Your manual documentation is replaced by automated system audit logs.
Month 19 · D-Day
The SOC is fully automated and you are gracefully retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
40 percent
False positive rate
18 hours weekly
Time spent in Jira
3 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
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