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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a human dashboard for alerts machines already generate.
Herder of digital cats and professional alert triager.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting that never sleeps.
squeeze.youAI▸ SECUNODE AI-SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters zero-day exploits before they hit logs
You monitor network traffic for threats and oversee teams attempting to break into corporate software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real crisis and a false positive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI filters out the noise you spend hours ignoring daily.
Month 7
Bots replace your manual pentesters with constant vulnerability scanning.
Month 14
Automated firewalls fix the holes before you find them.
Month 23
The AI reports directly to the board, removing your middle-layer.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The SOC is now fully autonomous and requires no oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
99.8 percent
Average alert noise
milliseconds
Time to patch
too much
Team coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our phishing simulator.
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