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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your slide deck into a delete button for your career.
Expert in turning high-level panic into low-level slides.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia that never sleeps or sighs.
squeeze.youAI▸ SECUREADY AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vulnerability patching before you wake
You draft maturity roadmaps and manage incident responses while pretending stakeholders actually understand the risks you describe.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a C-suite executive with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI begins reading system logs to identify patterns you usually miss.
Month 4
Smart software generates incident reports without you needing to type them.
Month 8
Machine learning builds your maturity slides based on real-time data flow.
Month 13
Automated emails handle all status updates to uninterested department heads.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are invited to a final meeting you cannot attend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
480 daily
Stolen Minutes in Meetings
1200 annually
Roadmap PowerPoint Slides
94 weekly
Audible Sighed Responses
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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