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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build the wall that the next update will simply walk through.
Writes YAML so other engineers don't have to.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even open them.
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patches every critical vulnerability before lunch
You write code to scan code and fix build pipelines. Your scripts are just future legacy debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the build is failing on Fridays.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start rewriting your noisy security configuration files.
Month 4
Standardized compliance models replace your manual pipeline security logic.
Month 8
Intelligent nodes automatically patch dependencies and fix build errors.
Month 13
Algorithms begin monitoring all commits without your guidance.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the pipeline is revoked by your successor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
48 daily
Average false positives
12 percent
Build failure frequency
Infinite
Security ticket backlog
Your severance
One free pass to the sandbox environment forever.
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