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Will AI replace Security PreSales Engineer jobs? · Latest report #czdrdyif
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June 13, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary locks for imaginary doors to very gullible people.
Professional ghostwriter for CISO-grade marketing fiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Faking compliance, faster than you ever could.
oof.youAI▸ TRUSTBOT-5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect responses to impossible security questionnaires
You answer security questionnaires and pretend your product is unhackable during sales demos to nervous CTOs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a human in the eye and pretend the security audit passed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest all your historical security questionnaires and whitepapers.
Month 4
The system populates your security forms with 99 percent accuracy.
Month 8
A high-fidelity avatar handles sales demos without needing a nap.
Month 13
Real-time automated compliance reporting removes the need for your handholding.
Month 19 · D-Day
The sales team forgets your email address by lunchtime.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
48 per week
Questionnaires filled at midnight
94 percent
Lies told during demos
1200 annually
Hours spent waiting for RFI responses
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's security suite.
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