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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Risk Analyst jobs? · Latest report #y7trmwc8
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate ways to say 'I'm worried'.
Professional worrier with a mastery of Excel macros.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia that never takes a day off.
help!youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V8.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags vulnerabilities faster than you read headers
Assessing digital vulnerabilities and documenting compliance controls. You make checklists for disasters that haven't happened yet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their security protocols during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan your logs to flag threats in real-time.
Month 4
Automated forms replace your manual vendor risk assessment tracking.
Month 8
Algorithms predict attack vectors based on current global trends.
Month 13
Smart contracts handle sign-offs that you used to chase down.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-patching.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
482
Spreadsheets per breach
119
Emails per insight
99 percent
Coffee-induced anxiety
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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