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Will AI replace Security Risk Consultant jobs? · Latest report #xj9mgm47
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsClassified secrets leak faster when you charge hourly for the risk.
Deep state bureaucrat with a clearance for everything.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia for the modern state.
oof.you▸ SENTINEL RISK-AGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags classified documents before you open them
You assess complex threat vectors and write lengthy reports on digital vulnerabilities for government agencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense when a colleague is lying about their clearance level.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors ingest your entire report history to learn your style.
Month 4
AI models learn to spot vulnerabilities faster than your brain.
Month 9
The system begins signing off on its own compliance checks.
Month 13
Software manages access rights without needing your messy input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access card expires as the machine takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
12,000
Redacted paragraphs generated
89 percent
Meaningless meetings attended
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a secure bunker in Nevada.
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