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Will AI replace Security Sales Representative jobs? · Latest report #ikhydr6b
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling safety to strangers who just want to move into their box.
Professional dream-crusher for the suburban frontier.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing homeowners before they unpack boxes.
nom.you▸ DIALSECURE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
scripts rejection with perfect emotional indifference
You cold-call new homeowners to pitch monitored alarms. You try to close deals before they buy competing systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a homeowner is actually happy to talk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An agent pulls public new-build registry data automatically.
Month 5
The system sends personalized texts instead of intrusive calls.
Month 10
An AI agent mimics local sales personas perfectly.
Month 17
The machine books the installation tech directly to calendars.
Year 2 · D-Day
The sales team is decommissioned in favor of autonomous leads.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
112 seconds
Average cold call length
150:1
Dials to close ratio
84 percent
Rate of angry hang-ups
Your severance
One free home alarm system you have to install.
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