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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary safety while the real threats update their firmware.
Expert in turning anxiety into quarterly recurring revenue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
bzzt.youAI▸ SECUREPATH AUTO-QUOTE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire procurement sign-off process
You pitch complex surveillance hardware and software to businesses. You handle contracts, technical objections, and long lead cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts fixing your messy data entries automatically.
Month 4
Bots identify the only clients actually worth your time.
Month 10
Generative models write your proposal emails faster than you.
Month 20
Interactive simulations replace your physical site visits and gear.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system handles the contract signing without your involvement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
180
Average sales cycle days
42%
Objection handling success
12%
Human error in quotes
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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