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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling peace of mind until the dashboard detects the leak first.
Principal Consultant (mostly PowerPoint, occasionally actual security).
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triggers compliance alerts before meetings end
You perform risk assessments, write security policies, and present threat vectors to C-suite stakeholders during quarterly reviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client stops listening during a compliance briefing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software scrapes your configurations to auto-populate the initial risk report.
Month 4
Language models generate all executive summaries and threat landscape visuals.
Month 8
Compliance engines cross-reference controls against changing laws in real time.
Month 13
Clients prefer interacting with a dashboard over listening to your presentation.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full authority over all risk governance decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
240
Slides presented per year
1200
Average audit fatigue hours
34%
Percentage of risks ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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