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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Zoom presence is just a chat window with higher overhead.
Professional Zoom-botherer and log-onboarding enthusiast.
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stretchy.youAI▸ SECLOG-AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes your microphone during important budget meetings
You onboard log sources, troubleshoot outages, and manage budgets. Your career is basically a glorified FAQ page.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their firewall crashed at 2am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents sort your logs before you even wake up.
Month 3
Deepfake avatars handle your boring onboarding calls without stumbling.
Month 6
The system auto-corrects bad log sources without human intervention.
Month 9
Spreadsheets update themselves based on real-time spending data.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the server assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
High
Average Zoom fatigue
4,902
Meaningless deliverable count
0.02s
Log source onboarding time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium noise-cancelling headset.
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