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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou stare at green text until it turns red.
Professional watcher of digital doors and gatekeeper of tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the human delay.
splat.you▸ SENTINELLOG 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters noise from signal in real-time
Monitoring system logs and responding to access tickets. You verify user credentials and investigate flagged security alerts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irrationality of a human trying to bypass a physical lock.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts start flagging noise so you feel less busy.
Month 4
AI handles your password resets and routine access requests.
Month 8
Pattern matching software identifies threats before they even appear.
Month 12
Sensors and agents make all security decisions without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access account is deleted and the server hums happily.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4,000,000
Logs reviewed per second
0.001ms
False alarm resolution time
Zero
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our log-monitoring software.
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