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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling fear to people who already have cameras on their phones.
Professional dream merchant in the residential fear sector.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated fear, delivered at scale.
blub.you▸ SECURIT-CALL AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out rejection without feeling sad
You cold call homeowners and pitch monthly monitoring contracts. You chase quotas while dodging homeowners' aggressive doorbells.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect is lying about being busy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cleaning your customer lists to maximize AI contact rates.
Month 3
Voice AI generates perfect, tireless sales pitches for every prospect.
Month 6
The system calls thousands of leads simultaneously without human hesitation.
Month 10
Automated scripts handle contract signing and billing setup instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Human sales roles are fully deleted from the organization chart.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
120
Cold calls per shift
48 seconds
Average sales pitch length
1.2%
Call-to-contract conversion
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own redundant product.
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