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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Systems Administrator jobs? · Latest report #jkbmsc8p
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour firewall rules are just suggestions that I will soon delete.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's digital front door.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network lockdown without the human error.
shred.you▸ SENTINELNODE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-configures every firewall rule in milliseconds
Manage access logs, patch network vulnerabilities, and toggle permissions. You fix the broken configs that nobody else understands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a suspicious login is just a confused intern.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts flagging every tiny policy violation in real time.
Month 4
Software automatically deploys and validates security updates overnight.
Month 8
Machine learning models generate user permissions based on actual need.
Month 13
Robotic systems lock down breaches before a human wakes up.
Month 18 · D-Day
The admin account is revoked and the machine takes command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42 requests
Average weekly ticket load
5:1
Coffee-to-patch ratio
12 percent
Downtime caused by typos
Your severance
A decommissioned ethernet cable and a signed goodbye note.
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