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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour clearance level is currently being exported to a CSV file.
Professional gatekeeper of secrets and expensive Ethernet cables.
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Total perimeter silence achieved.
oof.youAI▸ SECURGUARD-AUTONOMOUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security holes before they exist
You install and manage complex hardware and software security barriers. You monitor access protocols and patch site vulnerabilities daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why that specific cable is loose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin direct reporting to a central dashboard.
Month 4
Software updates happen automatically without your manual input.
Month 9
Robotic chassis handle physical server maintenance in secure zones.
Month 13
AI detects vulnerabilities before you even finish your coffee.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access credentials are deleted and the system locks itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
42 per week
Average vulnerabilities found
89 percent
Contract hours wasted waiting
too high
Human error probability
Your severance
A decommissioned keycard and a polite email.
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