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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Security Technical Specialist jobs? · Latest report #5kw2kc65
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firewall is a suggestion and your job is a script.
Packet-whisperer with a high blood pressure dependency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat response without the human error.
help!youAI▸ SECUGATE AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies network vulnerabilities in real time
You configure access control lists, troubleshoot VPN tunnels, and monitor logs for unauthorized network intrusions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their patch schedule.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index every syslog line to find patterns humans ignore.
Month 4
Autonomous agents take over simple firewall rule changes via API.
Month 8
Scripted remediation scripts fix broken VPN tunnels in milliseconds.
Month 13
Systems self-patch based on identified CVSS vulnerability scores.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human access tokens are revoked for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4500
Logs reviewed daily
3 days
Average VPN ticket age
94 percent
False positive alerts
Your severance
One legacy firewall and a pat on the back.
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