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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling invisible tremors to oil giants is just fancy data visualization.
Pitching subsurface anomalies with questionable Excel projections.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated prospecting for the modern energy sector.
help!youAI▸ GEOPITCH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts project win rates with neural accuracy
You pitch underground imaging services to energy firms while hunting for expensive exploration contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which executive prefers whiskey over golf when closing a deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending hyper-personalized pitch decks to your entire contact list.
Month 4
Machine learning matches exploration prospects to client budgets without human input.
Month 8
Dynamic pricing algorithms replace your manual contract negotiation spreadsheets.
Month 13
Synthesized avatars take over your existing client relationship management calls.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system signs the final exploration contract while you watch the logs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
45 minutes
Average pitch duration
3 percent
Cold call success rate
4 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A stale granola bar and a deleted CRM account.
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