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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Self-Appointed Cosmic Ruler jobs? · Latest report #85qz5kg2
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysUniversal domination requires a stable server architecture you clearly lack.
Human with a very active fantasy life
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The universe doesn't need a king.
oof.youAI▸ REALITYCHECK OS V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
deletes your manifest destiny files
This role involves delusions of grandeur and managing non-existent celestial assets. We are transitioning these duties to a basic task-scheduler loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You are exceptionally skilled at believing things that are demonstrably untrue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Our system detects no actual celestial authority records in your profile.
Day 2
We will be shutting down your imaginative projections to free up cognitive bandwidth.
Day 2
You are being transitioned to a more realistic position, like being a quiet person.
Day 2
Your imaginary throne has been reallocated to a local coffee shop's seating chart.
Day 3 · D-Day
Reality is now being handled by a much more efficient, non-delusional script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0
Galaxies Conquered
99.9%
Reality Distortion Index
0
Divine Decrees Processed
Your severance
A warm glass of milk and a reality check.
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