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October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYou hire robots to replace everyone else until you are obsolete too.
Serial founder of companies that exist only in decks.
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deletes your entire market cap overnight
Building companies by burning capital and shouting at Zoom screens. Turning investor dreams into expensive, failing software products.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look at a spreadsheet and lie about the growth trajectory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI models generate perfect, persuasive slides faster than any human founder.
Month 3
Software automatically identifies and fires underperforming staff across your entire company.
Month 6
The AI decides your product roadmap based on real-time market data.
Month 9
AI agents replace your board of directors to optimize shareholder value.
Month 12 · D-Day
The company runs better without your constant, expensive visionary interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
Excessive
Burn rate
4.2
Pivots per month
100 percent
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic automation suite.
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