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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour audience prefers an AI that never actually asks for money.
Professional salesman of repackaged common sense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating outrage and platitudes at scale.
splat.you▸ GRIFTLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine human desperation flawlessly
You package basic life advice for profit. You sell courses that teach people how to sell courses.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to your own reflection without a system error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers identify trending rage topics to generate engagement hooks.
Week 9
Deepfake avatars record courses that sound exactly like you.
Month 3
Algorithms bid for impressions on your target demographic's feed.
Month 5
Chatbots handle refund disputes by promising future discounts.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is flagged for redundancy and permanently archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
4.2 percent
Average engagement rate
89 dollars
Cost per acquisition
zero
Value provided to users
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed course.
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