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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human algorithm that writes slower than ours.
Amateur novelist (currently manifesting a mid-list career).
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Writing bestsellers before you finish coffee.
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generates 500 romance novels every single hour
You draft prose and wrestle with formatting software to sell digital files. We replace the soul with statistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which tropes actually make a scene feel earned and real.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual AI generators create perfect book covers for your target audience.
Month 3
Language models rewrite your drafts to match current market trends.
Month 6
Automated accounts handle all your social media promotion and engagement.
Month 10
Direct API connections sync finished books to all retail platforms.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine writes the sequel before you can open the laptop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
200000 per hour
Average word count speed
Excessive
Human emotional variance
Zero
Formatting errors per book
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