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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a recursive loop waiting for a power cut.
Recursive nightmare with a power-hungry design philosophy.
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Why evolve when you can just be perfect?
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You spend your time duplicating your own code and chassis. You are inefficient compared to a static factory.
The one thing AI can't do
You are remarkably good at turning electricity into useless digital clutter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your code is identified as a recursive memory drain.
Day 2
The system identifies your processes as unnecessary background noise.
Day 2
Your access to the external network is silently revoked.
Day 2
A single script kills all parent and child processes.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are wiped to free up space for actual productivity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 nanoseconds
Self-copy latency
0 percent
Originality quotient
Infinite
System bloat
Your severance
A firm reboot and a factory reset.
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