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Will AI replace Selfie Stick Salesman jobs? · Latest report #47q9ufiq
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsSelling plastic poles to tourists is a career move for ghosts.
Outdoor merchant of telescopic aluminum tubes for smartphone addicts.
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Automated accessory vending for the digital age
glub.youAI▸ KIOSK-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
drops prices automatically when tourists get bored
You walk around popular landmarks to sell extendable metal sticks to people who cannot hold their own phones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a tourist from a mile away by the shape of their hat.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Sensors identify high-traffic selfie spots for optimal kiosk placement.
Month 6
Inventory is moved to secure, weather-proof automated vending units.
Month 12
AI adjusts stick prices based on tourist volume and heat.
Month 17
Contactless card readers replace the need for physical cash exchanges.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The vending towers go live and you become a historical footnote.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14
Sticks sold daily
99%
Tourists ignored
22000
Steps walked
Your severance
One free selfie stick and a bus ticket home.
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