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Will AI replace Sell Side Analyst jobs? · Latest report #3y94rqdx
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour financial models are just glorified spreadsheets waiting for a purge.
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oof.youAI▸ MARKETSENSE AI-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters market noise with perfect precision
You build complex financial models and write research notes to tell investors which stocks to buy or sell.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive gut feeling about which CEOs are lying during earnings calls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape earnings calls and reports faster than you can blink.
Month 4
Algorithms build DCF models without a single circular reference error.
Month 8
AI generates professional decks that clients prefer over human-designed ones.
Month 13
Neural nets find patterns in sector data you physically missed.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces human subjective ratings with hard data outputs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4 liters
Coffee consumed
12 weekly
Useless earnings calls
0.04 percent
Formatting error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued market newsletter.
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