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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour proprietary insights are just scraped data with a fancy font.
Professional fortune teller for people with too much money.
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Data synthesis without the ego or lunch.
split.youAI▸ EQUITYVISION V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates thousands of bullish price targets daily
You write investment research reports to convince institutional clients to trade through your firm's desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face convincingly during a pitch meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers collect earnings data faster than you can read it.
Month 4
Algorithms build DCF projections without your manual error risks.
Month 8
Large language models write your morning notes in seconds.
Month 12
Reports reach clients via API without your sales pitch.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system disables your login and deletes your Excel macros.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per report
Under 3%
Clients actually reading findings
Too many
Excel model structural errors
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the Bloomberg terminal you hate.
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