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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsPaying Google to click your own ads is a bold career choice.
Search, Social, and Display specialist (optimizing for absolute nothing).
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splat.you▸ BIDMASTER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes spend while you sleep
You monitor keyword auctions and tweak campaign bid adjustments all day. You hope the math makes someone buy things.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CEO why the conversion tracking broke again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin managing your keyword auctions without manual input.
Month 4
Algorithms write and rotate your ad copy automatically.
Month 8
Targeting logic shifts to intent-based patterns you cannot perceive.
Month 12
Clients stop asking for your insight and just look at dashboards.
Month 13 · D-Day
You are invited to click your own retirement link.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
18 percent
Average ROAS hallucination rate
4 billion
Total wasted ad spend
too much
Time spent writing copy
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ad credit you cannot use.
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