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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is clicking buttons that software can already click better.
Search marketer, professional spreadsheet inhabitant, ad spend babysitter.
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You manage keyword bidding and monitor ad spend for financial products. You obsess over conversion tracking and ROAS metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a client why their brand keyword campaign cannibalised their organic traffic.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripted bidding replaces your manual daily adjustments.
Week 6
Generative models write ad copy variants for you.
Month 3
Algorithms stop wasting money on bad search queries.
Month 4
Dashboards replace your weekly status update meetings.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to re-skill in a different sector.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
Zero
Manual bid adjustments
14 Percent
ROAS improvement
Too high
Human error rate
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