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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou track silicon while the market moves on without your phone calls.
Professional middleman for silicon and stressed-out engineers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The market moves faster than your dial-up brain.
splat.you▸ SUPPLYLINK AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures inventory before the market even wakes
You hunt for scarce microchips to fill client orders. You spend your day haggling prices and managing chip supply.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a vendor with enough conviction to secure one last crate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors map every global chip inventory across all available databases.
Month 4
Algorithms set market rates based on real-time shortage data.
Month 9
AI systems place blind bids on incoming stock immediately.
Month 14
Language models manage vendor negotiations without human ego or hesitation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The broker terminal powers down and your desk becomes storage space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Sub-optimal
Call-to-Close Ratio
Too high
Average Markup Stress
Excessive
Coffee Consumed Per Day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated trading terminal.
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