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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts haunting a silicon-starved production line.
Herder of engineers, chaser of wafers, master of stress.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing logic, one nanometer at a time.
glub.youAI▸ YIELDMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
threatens sub-contractors with absolute production shutdown
You track wafer output and chase down recalcitrant hardware engineers across time zones to meet production targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an engineer is lying about a tape-out date by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the fab begin reporting directly to the cloud.
Month 5
Our software predicts yield bottlenecks before your team even starts.
Month 13
AI-driven emails replace your polite follow-ups to vendors.
Year 2.2
Smart agents pull data directly from engineering design tools.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system assumes full command of the supply chain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Engineers poked daily
99.9%
Wafer yield variances
1200
Jira tickets ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated scheduling app.
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